But the fact is I was
napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came
tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
So haul your ass in if
you want to, I am working on my snore.
Just don't bug? me
And that evil, noxious
Seagull came right through the kitchen door,
Stole my Friskies off
the floor, and then the BOWL went out the door!
And now my luncheon will
be served ... Nevermore!
"The Seagull," as
rewritten by Edgar Allen Poe?
And that Seagull, never
flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
And my furry, lazy butt
still lies on that table by the door
It's too much trouble to
get up and chase that bird away from the door
So my hunger shall be
lifted - Nevermore!