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Seagull Steals From World's Laziest Cat

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

So haul your ass in if you want to, I am working on my snore.

Just don't bug? me anymore."

And that evil, noxious Seagull came right through the kitchen door,

Stole my Friskies off the floor, and then the BOWL went out the door!

And now my luncheon will be served ... Nevermore!

"The Seagull," as rewritten by Edgar Allen Poe?

And that Seagull, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

And my furry, lazy butt still lies on that table by the door

It's too much trouble to get up and chase that bird away from the door

So my hunger shall be lifted - Nevermore!


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